Total Medals Earned: 1,378 (From 204 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,750 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (55/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 7/12 (90/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 13/20 (230/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 6/8 (95/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Find that secret block...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Win the stage mode.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (75/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Survive the third encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/35 points)
Kill for the gun
Ask for the gun
Win the shootout level
Win the game
Don't deploy your parachute